Where should Mets move?

Where should the Mets move?

Now that their New York position is untenable, here are some suggestions for a change of venue, so to speak:

- Camen Islands
- Switzerland
- Monte Carlo
- Panama
- Delaware
- Lichtenstein
- Leavenworth
- Las Vegas
- Jacksonville
- Liverpool
- Siberia
- Allentown
- western Pakistan